… Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
… Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
… You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.
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